sometimes when I day-drink I like to watch Italian cinema … but because I’m day-drinking I forget that if I look away for one split-fucking-second I wont know what’s going on because I DON’T SPEAK ITALIAN.
…and tonight, that world is … Bowie, MD!
did yall know it’s pronounced like the thing you hear out in the ocean and think about shipwrecks. yeah, not like David Bowie. so bummed when I heard this.
(Source: fyeahartstudentowl)
Belle would teach Transfiguration
Flora, Fauna and Merryweather would teach Defence Against the Dark Arts
Rafiki would teach Ancient Runes
The Evil Queen would teach Potions
The Beast would teach Charms
Scuttle would teach…